Death Wish Coffee, a Killer Cuppa Packed with Caffeine
Would you sell your soul for a stronger cup of coffee? Are you just dying for some java with a little more juice? Somebody let Charles Bronson know that Death Wish Coffee is now available for anyone looking for a heavy dose of killer caffeine.
As the Huffington Post‘s Food website notes, Death Wish boasts on its own site that its “world’s strongest coffee” uses beans with 200% more caffeine than the average coffee shop cuppa.
The company’s site also comes with a disclaimer that reads: “This is not your regular morning coffee. This is not your store bought coffee. You will not find this coffee at your local diner or at your sissy Starbucks.”
Not warning enough for ya? The skull and crossbones on the package ought to do the trick. Kind of makes Irish coffee seem tame in comparison.
“This coffee should be illegal!” one customer is quoted as saying on the Death Wish website. “I got my first order on Monday. I have been awake since then,” another fan wrote on the company’s Facebook page.
The high octane beans sell for $19.99 a pound, which, HuffPo Food points out, is quite a bit more than Folger’s or even that “sissy” Starbucks. But maybe you’ll need less coffee with all that caffeine. Or maybe you just have a death wish and can’t wait for that Death Wish jolt, no matter the price.
We say go for it. It’s your funeral.
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